Edward: Vampires have an extra 8 hours a night for activities, if you know what I mean…
Bella: 😏😏😏
Emmett and Jasper:
(via hollowboobtheory)
tag yourself are you the one who hates pickles or are you the one who will eat the pickles
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We’re OK with letting them have this BAR though:
Reblogging for the “shut the nazis down while they are being ‘nice’ before they escalate and become a more serious problem.”
Don’t talk to bigots. Don’t ‘debate’ bigots. Don’t let them talk you into ‘having a civil conversation.’
The worst atrocities in the world started with people downplaying the early warning signs.
(via crabchz)
Today I saw a leaf that looked like a frog and I was like haha nice and then it hopped because it WAS a frog and I started crying bc life is really full of everyday miracles including but not limited to experiencing frogs
(via munchiesforcuntsies)
tbh there are literally like three people in the world who i can hang out with for more than four or five hours without wanting to strangle them
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Thorsty
S C L O R M P
*imagines this cat filling up like a water balloon*
(via prince-cake)
I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.
(via infinitystreet)